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Ernest Goes to Camp:
Feature Film 90min.
Ernest
P. Worrell, America's lanky, lovable know-it-all (played to perfection
by comedian "Hey Vern! KnoWhutImean?" Jim Varney), stars as the
hero of this frenetic, side-splitting comedy. The handyman at Kamp
Kikakee, Ernest becomes a camp counselor -- to a gang of juvenile
delinquents from the Midstate Boys Detention Center! Not only must
Mr. Advice-for-every-possible-occasion wrangle the wayward youths,
but he has to save the camp from the ruthless clutches of a giant
mining company, too. Comic pandemonium ensues in the laugh riot
of the summer season... or any ol' time.
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Ernest Saves Christmas:
Feature Film 90min.
High-flying reindeer! Mischievous elves! Warp-speed
sleigh rides! Get set for a magical dose of holiday cheer, zany
season's greetings and spellbinding special effects in this fast-paced,
heartwarming hit! When Santa Claus decides to retire and pass on
his magic bag of Christmas surprises to a new St. Nick, he enlists
the aid of a hilarious assortment of characters, including that
lovable know-it-all Ernest P. Worrell (Emmy Award-winning comedian
Jim Varney)! Along the way, Santa and Ernest help a cynical teen
experience the season's spirit like never before. And that's where
the fun -- and magic -- begins! Ernest Saves Christmas... one delightful,
surprising tale you'll never forget!
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Ernest Goes to Jail:
Feature Film 90min.
Only a bumbling bank janitor like know-it-all knucklehead
Ernest P. Worrell (Emmy Award-winning comedian Jim Varney) could
serve on jury duty and wind up serving time -- in the slammer! The
laughs start when a crooked lawyer discovers that Ernest is a dead
ringer for his crime-boss client... and before you can say "Framed!"
-- the switch is on! While Ernest is behind bars trying to fit in
and break out, he manages to turn the big house into a nuthouse
full of BIG laughs. Meanwhile, his evil double is busy taking his
place at the bank and in his girlfriend's life. Full of comic inventiveness,
a wacky cast of characters, and slam-bang special effects. Ernest
Goes to Jail is guilty of maximum fun in the first degree!
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Ernest Scared Stupid:
Feature Film 90min.
Everybody's favorite know-it-all, Ernest P. Worrell,
scares up heaps of hilarious laughs in this frightfully funny comedy!
The lovable lunkhead is in for a devil of a time when he accidentally
unleashes an evil demon from its sacred tomb -- causing the awakened
foe to go on a devastating rampage. Ernest desperately attempts
to prevent the destruction of town, but a 200-year-old curse renders
Ernest Scared Stupid! And that's when the fun and adventure begin!
Loaded with uproarious hilarity -- and a host of outrageously kooky
characters -- this big-screen treat delivers off-the-wall nuttiness
that's sure to drive you wild any time of the year.
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Ernest Rides Again:
Feature Film 90min.
 Yes,
Ernest P. Worrell is at it again -- blundering through life and
high speed chases in "Ernest Rides Again". All it takes is Ernest
and a metal detector to set off a chain of events involving the
Crown Jewels of England, Scotland Yard, an evil doctor and a giant
runaway cannon. With the help of his buddy, Professor Abner Mellon,
 Ernest unearths
Goliath, the largest cannon ever made during the Revolutionary War.
According to one legend, Goliath contains the real Crown Jewels
of England, which were stolen by colonists in 1773. Beginning with
one tiny downhill ride, Goliath takes Ernest on a hysterically dangerous
ride pursued by unscrupulous historians,  the
British authorities and worst of all -- Abner's wife. Can anyone
stop Goliath? Will the real Crown Jewels be discovered? Will Ernest
become the king of England? Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
Find out when "Ernest Rides Again," an action comedy that only a
family can love. KnoWhutImean?
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Ernest Goes to School:
Feature Film 90min.
 That
rubber-faced funny man Ernest P. Worrell, the All-American Knuckle
Head, finally shows us who put the "dip" in diploma. Ernest, as
the Chippewa Falls school custodian, must complete
his high school education, or he's out of a job. His only friends
are the lowly marching band members and two mad science teachers
who give Ernest a little I.Q. booster from the still-experimental
"Sub-Atomic Brain Accelerator."  All
looks swell for our hero until the villainous football team sabotages
the "Brain Accelerator." The action never stops when this wacky
bumpkin uses his pumpkin.
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Slam Dunk Ernest:
Feature Film 90min.
 America's
favorite funny man finally has his day in court. Or on court, rather,
when he dribbles his way through a hilarious farce that has Ernest
P. Worrell going man-to-man with the NBA!
The Jack-of-all-trades
has a new job. He and his buddies are a team of maintenance men
at the local mall,  and
six of his custodial colleagues have formed what turns out to be
the most formidable City Y League team in town with a chance to
play an exhibition game against the NBA. As usual, Ernest is the
odd man out trying
desperately to fit in. But this time it's going to take a miracle
for Ernest to be "one of the guys" on the "Clean
Sweep" team.
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Only Comes in plain black
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Ernest in the Army:
Feature Film 90min.
Ernest has always dreamed of driving
ARMY big rigs and armored vehicles. So, desperate to get behind
the wheel, he lets his good buddy, Sgt. Ben Koski talk him into
joining the ARMY RESERVES. This leads to a series of comic misadventures
as Ernest battles the brass and takes command of the ARMY's rolling
stock. Although he'll never be a textbook soldier, Ernest uses
his own comic brand of not-so-common sense and courage to take
on the power-hungry Middle East dictator and his dreaded secret
weapon. It's Ernest's biggest challenge ever as he goes all out
to save his band of military misfits and a young boy orphaned
by the war that he befriends along the way.
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Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam:
Feature Film 90min.
From
his leon-lit cave, Dr. Otto is on the verge of attaining his deranged
dream of world domination. Can that bubble-head Lance Sterling
stop the diabolical scientist with 15 fingers? Is Otto really
your ol' buddy Ernest? Will those wicked wenches ruin their beautiful
manicures? If Lance can unravel the riddle without wrinkling his
now...if the pirate's iguana can talk....if you can spell Otto's
name backwards....hold on to your brain and let this mayhem of
a movie unhinge you!
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Ernest Family Album:
TV
Movie 90min.
 My very own
comedy video starring me, your ol' buddy Ernest P. Worrell, as me
and me as several of my infamous relatives.
 Vern,
we're talkin' a veritable hysterical, historical entertainment extravaganza,
comprendo? Why, this video's got more laughs than the 4th grade's
got spitballs.
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Your World as I See It:
As seen through the eyes of Ernest's over-educated
alter-ego, Astor Clement will attempt to unlock the sociological
mysteries of our times. Astor will describe a unique event or ritual
that lies at the very heart of the common man's exstence. Then Ernest,
with the help of his family members, also played by Jim Varney,
will bring that ritual to life with nonstop slapstick comedy action.
Over forty stories--hundreds of laughs--but just one Ernest.
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Hey Vern It's Ernest - (ScaryThings)
Hey, Vern! We're
talkin' over an hour of laughs with 3 fun episodes of "Hey
Vern it's Ernest!". Magic, Costume Party and Scary Things.
But about the only scary part would be if you had to program
that VCR of yours! So sit back and relax 'cause these shows are
just like warts....they'll grow on ya. KnoWhutImean?
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Hey Vern It's Ernest - (HOLIDAYS)
Hey, Vern! We're
talkin' over an hour of laughs with 3 fun episodes of "Hey
Vern it's Ernest!". Of course you've got your Holidays Show,
but I'm throwing in two more episodes just for laughs! Lost and
found, plus The Movie Show. Yeah, Vern, whoever said money can't
buy happiness never saw any of my videos. KnoWhutImean?
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Hey Vern It's Ernest - (School Daze)
Hey, Vern! If
you're having trouble with your reading and writing, you can at
least count on having fun with 3 great "Hey, Vern! It's Ernest!"
episodes. Count 'em Vern, there's School, Hobbies
and my personal favorite The Talent Show. So buckle down
with the three R's 'cause this show is an A+. KnoWhutImean?
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Ernest Greatest Hits
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The New adventures of Laurel & Hardy
" For Love or Mummy" on DVD
The friendship
of confirmed bachelors STAN LAUREL and OLIVER HARDY™ is put
to the test when Ollie falls head over heels for a museum curator's
daughter. As escorts for a sacred Egyptian exhibit, sponsored by
a mysterious importer, the boys are blamed when the mummy of Pharoh
Houtah turns up missing.The hijinks turns hair raising as Stan and
Ollie run from the importer, the police and the police and the rampaging
Mummy, who intends to make Ollie's dreamgirl his bride.
Starring:
Bronson Pinchot, Gailard Sartain, F.Murray Abraham
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Misadventures
in Africa are inevitable when Agent 32 (a.k.a. Ernest P. Worrell)
is accused of stealing two magnificent diamonds known as the "Eyes
of Egoli." In an effort to win over Renee, the waitress who has
captured his heart, 
Ernest
presents her with a special yo-yo made of some shiny trinkets found
at a flea market. Renee is not impressed and explains that she wants
a man who can fill her life with the excitement and intrigue it
lacks. As if on cue, the evil Prince Kazim, who will stop at nothing
to retrieve the booty, abducts the two suspected thieves to the
wilds of Africa where they are chased from jungle to palace 
to
pride-land. Ravenous crocodiles, hostile tribesmen and a rhino named
Dorothy all stand in the way of their escape from Prince Kazim's
cronies. Armed only with his wits and good looks, Ernest proves
that even the untamed vastness of Africa is no match for Ernest
P. Worrell. KnoWhutImean? 